Your Average Parking Lot Attendant

Put'm where they go, damn it!

Hello Shoppers!

Hello there, Let me introduce myself. I am... well, you can just call me Yapla, Your Average Parking Lot Attendant.  But why do you care?  Well, you probably don't.  But if you want to know what's going through the mind... Continue Reading →

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Same YAPLA, Different Job

So yeah, this post will probably be a bit boring, quick, and to the point, but I wanted to let all of you know that I am not gone.  I've just been run ragged with little time to post. But... Continue Reading →

I Will Remember You

There are a number of reasons I remember certain customers.  Some, it's for their vehicles.  That nice, classic Mustang convertible with the white leather interior or the vibrant yellow Caddy with the huge chrome rims.  Some cars just turn your... Continue Reading →

Dirty Jobs

We all know the old adage...It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.  Whether it's picking up trash on the side of the road, changing diapers and bedding in an old folks' home, janitorial work, hard, back-breaking manual labor... Continue Reading →

Walmart and Chill…

Walmart, Target, shit, even Kohl's and similar more nichesque (no, it's not a real word, get the fuck over yourself,) department stores...and chill.  Walmart and Chill just had a nice ring to it, so, we went that direction.  Now, let's... Continue Reading →

Kids These Days

When I was still a wee one, just a kid of eight or nine years age, I had already had enough of screaming, unruly children in stores.  Mind you, I'm not talking the average crying baby, the one mom picks... Continue Reading →

Customer Fucking Service

Customer fucking service is one of the most worried about, toiled over, trained, repeated mess of shit to worry about in any retail or service job.  We hear things like 'service with a smile' and 'the customer is always right'.... Continue Reading →

My Other Social Outlets

I've got a page dedicated to the other social media outlets I'll be utilizing for this...cause?  But figured I would take just a few minutes out of my evening (you're fucking welcome) to explain why and for what each account... Continue Reading →

Lost In Spaces

Let me start by saying that I do get why you do it, it's just how excessively, and most likely, often you do it that pisses me off.  I'm talking to you, the asshole who hits the panic button on your... Continue Reading →

Any Given Sunday…

...Anything can happen, right?  Well, almost anything.  It seems that assholes will be assholes on every given Sunday.  But that aside, it was a moderately pleasant evening, all things considered. The Church of Fucking Yapla is in, bitches.  Buckle up... Continue Reading →

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